Convict on the Loose

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
“Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. [...]

Off The Record

I will post this for reference for myself and for my friend’s, family and acquittance’s. Please tell me prior to entrusting me information, or engaging with me.
I have no filter, but I understand what “Off the Record” means. Everything I do is subject to public domain. So state “off the record” to me and [...]